- demon: i possessed you
- me: get the fuck out
- demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
- me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit
ohana means family. family means having your life choices questioned and your flaws pointed out to you
can’t wait to own dogs with u
do you ever get a weird crush on someone that’s not even attractive but you’re just attracted to them and you don’t know why
BEING UGLY IS REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING
hitting me with a star during Mario kart isn’t going to make your parents love you
The trick is to not be emotionally attached to anything or anyone.
girls don’t like boys. girls like dresses with pockets and guardians of the galaxy