cayde:

foodchewer:

*gets arrested for being too cool*

*the charges are dropped because there is no supporting evidence*

(via outlasts)


149,462 notes




netlfix:

legend has it theres life outside the internet

(Source: netlfix, via thehilariousblog)


149,151 notes


acceptvnce:

the notes yay


2073:

money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference

(via whatthefrell)


480,223 notes




perchu:

im alive but only ironically

(via pizza)


224,899 notes




breakfastburritoe:

dropping out of school to become part of a chicken nugget cult

(via overfierce)


236,431 notes




virused:

list of people i like:

  1. dogs

(Source: officialmyspace, via dutchster)


10,500 notes



Eyes.

Those damn eyes
fucked me
forever.

-Charles Bukowski (via c-oquetry)

(Source: violentwavesofemotion, via sun0fagun)


112,107 notes


I want all my secrets back

-six word story  (via suchvodka)

(Source: velvet-plats, via sun0fagun)


197,223 notes



nibit:

420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through

(via josethewhite)


85,673 notes